Men. Gather with me on this. Wouldn’t it be fantastic to understand women? Especially your own spouse? Instant understanding of their true meaning behind the spoken words would enhance marital bliss and potentially reduce the infighting.

Ah, well. It’s only a dream.

If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in any language you don’t currently speak, which would it be? Why? What’s the first thing you do with your new linguistic skills?